I purchased an iPhone 3G for myself and my Fiance on July 25th, 2008. After a solid week of use, I have determined that it is the single device that will change the world, end hunger, lower gas prices, and help the world agree on a single global religion. The iPhone 3G will also be responsible for curing all major diseases and removing president Bush from office. The iPhone 3G is that powerful.

The iPhone 3G is not a Blackberry. Why? The iPhone’s email functionality is visually more stunning than the Blackberry. It also turns the iPhone’s battery into dead weight.

The iPhone 3G is not a Windows Mobile device (MOTO Q, Blackjack, etc). Why? The iPhone has such a sleek, sexy feel about it. The hardware and software are simply amazing. Also, developers cannot create applications for the iPhone and simply release them to users — they have to go through a very long approval process and sign an insane NDA that says they wont reveal their secret AppDev Identity to anyone, or Apple will literally make it so they never existed (Apple has a time machine and is not afraid to break the time/space continuum by killing your parents, in the past)

That said… I am still in love with the iPhone. I love it, I love it, I love it. I love holding it, I love using it, and I love telling people I have one — and then watching them give me dirty looks because I acted like a snob and told them whatever phone they had is a piece of crap.